Dudes - I'm back from sort of sunny majorca. Did you miss me? I heard tuckles has been enjoying Simon's performance on Hot or Not.....Well there's only one thing to do isn't there - watch this SPACE! Oh, and yeah I'm now the grand old age of 24 after yesterday. I saw some dolphins for my birthday, that's something I've never done before. Off to get drunk now. Laters.
posted by paranoid android at 5:46 PM
Friday, April 20, 2001
Well, I'm off to sunny somewhere in about an hour. I've just left you with an entertaining little game to play at Hot or Not so go click on the pic of the lovely sarah m gellar and look at some less lovely people. Just don't be too harsh.
Ciao for now. posted by paranoid android at 8:05 PM
Thursday, April 19, 2001
There's a couple more pics dotted about now. yeah, so I've been off work and bored so I've had nothing else to do. Will you all miss me when I'm gone? posted by paranoid android at 12:02 AM
Wednesday, April 18, 2001
There are now some bizzare links on the links page funnily enough to keep your surfing fingers busy as I will soon be leaving you all. As of friday I will be going on my mystery holiday with Spanky. Wish me luck. So there'll be no updates from then until the following week sometime. Feel free to leave messages so I can enjoy them all when i get back. Also some nice pictures and links would be fantastic. posted by paranoid android at 4:14 PM
Tuesday, April 17, 2001
There's now some extra pics on the filmography site & the music video site. (Carrick - looking good!) Oh and the usual crap you've been sending to Pepe's bar. I'll clean it all out soon and get rid of most of it so everyone can start afresh with their homo-erotic confessions. posted by paranoid android at 5:11 PM
Monday, April 16, 2001
Well, after that long weekend of debauchery its time to update my site and see what you've all left me. - More visitors to Pepes, including the Law. A nice link from Tooke, and some ideas from Cav. posted by paranoid android at 2:55 PM
Wednesday, April 11, 2001
Dudes. Now if you go to the filmography page you can see some fantastic film stills from "Priceclub" & "Braincast". And also Charlie has visited Pepe's bar and he's a troubled man. Its all go here. posted by paranoid android at 10:12 PM
Tuesday, April 10, 2001
Whats new? A few new visitors to Pepe's, a few new links from Dean, and what you've all been waiting for - the now single and care-free Tooke's e-mail address on the so-called "friends" page. My work here is done. For now. posted by paranoid android at 9:10 PM
Sunday, April 08, 2001
I fulfilled my ambition for the weekend and now feel like absolute shit after two nights of alcoholic adventures. There's a few new messages at Pepe's bar. Mainly more gay pornographic mumblings from men with too much time and semen on their hands. No girls in there yet, has someone scared them off? posted by paranoid android at 6:29 PM
Friday, April 06, 2001
Simon has been sending me the homo-erotic rantings of a very deprived and depraved human being, so for fun, you can read them at Pepe's bar, where he's busy dispensing wisdom and cocktails in equal measure. I myself am going to go out and get absolutely wankered so no updates until I recover. posted by paranoid android at 5:13 PM
Thursday, April 05, 2001
There is finally a counter on my site, on the page when you enter. Well, sometimes it is there and sometimes it isn't. I haven't really got the hang of this webmaster business. I should really leave it to Bill who is actually flooding my site with crap, as he can't put anything offensive on his site, which for Bill must be a struggle. posted by paranoid android at 8:20 PM
Oh yeah. I shot Phil Mitchell. posted by paranoid android at 6:47 PM
Wednesday, April 04, 2001
Villa beat Leicester today 2:1. Miracles can happen...Now anything is possible. Live your dreams. posted by paranoid android at 10:50 PM
Tuesday, April 03, 2001
OK. Today I updated things slightly as I was quite bored and sad. Please use Pepe's bar to speak freely. Things to look forward to include the all new "ideas lab" where the next paranoidandroid film will be discussed, and on Cav's suggestion "Geek Porn". posted by paranoid android at 11:21 PM
Hey. i now have this amazing thing called a Blogger. I can write stuff in it. The geek shall truly inherit the earth. posted by paranoid android at 11:12 PM
