Thursday, May 31, 2001
Dudes. Hows it going? There's a little xtra at Pepe's today. And a nice link to a very paranoid man on the links page. I suggest you take a look at his site, as it raises some interesting questions about Martin lewis the newsreader. And there'll be some Nell McAndrew action in the next few days for Simon. And anyone else who may be interested.



Sunday, May 27, 2001
well done to Walsall for winning the play-offs.



well, I think I was at the Academy last night. e-mail me if anyone remembers being there. And not Rob, he was far drunker than even me & Tooke.



Saturday, May 26, 2001
off to the Academy in a minute. I'll see you all there. (if you're going). Aftershock anyone? And as a birthday present to Charlie, I'll add a link to the dumbsaint site for you.
laters.



Well, it seems I left my guestbook unattended and Bill flooded it with tons of crap. (because I wouldn't post his absurdly long stories about smurfs having sex at pepe's bar) As I had forgotten my password, this went un-deleted and he was laughing his ass off at me. Now, luckily I've remembered my password and cleaned things up a little. Oh, and not that I'm a petty person but I've posted his picture at various ratings sites (nothing too offensive YET though) so why not check tham out at the ratings page and give him a good old rating. Also, the new paranoidandroid geocities site & f2s site will be up and running soon.
paranoidandroid vs. beefcake inc. there can be only one winner.....



Thursday, May 24, 2001
saw Muse last night. Not bad at all. As for this website business, there's some more drinkers at Pepe's bar! You know you want it.



Tuesday, May 22, 2001
i was right. i did get drunk over the weekend, and spent the rest of the time trying to sleep on assorted floors and sofas. ah well, i'm not proud.



Thursday, May 17, 2001
coming soon..paranoidandroid v2.0 . Bill isn't the only one who can have more than one site, dropping them round like little nuggets all over the www. I'll be getting drunk over the weekend, so not much happening for a while though. love you all. losers.



Monday, May 14, 2001
some little goodies dropped around the place today. There's gonna be some exciting stuff soon though....(well maybe not exciting and maybe not soon, but it definitly will be stuff.) oh, and this log is allowing me to publish again. Wahoo.



Sunday, May 13, 2001
new links for your surfing pleasure today. if you have any then just send 'em this way and share them with the world.



Saturday, May 12, 2001
hah. it now just looks like i haven't been updating as this piece of carp log hasn't let me update since last week.



the ratings page is now a bit different. easier to read now alan. Come to think of it, you're not on there yet....
i'll be off to fudge's soon. is it true what they say about wanking another man off?



Friday, May 11, 2001
off to see the wizard



New nonsense at Pepe's bar. I spit at you dogs who say I don't update regularly. Atleast I don't have a page devoted to wrestlers. I do however have a cracking link to David Icke's home-page on the links page. Its lizards you know.



Wednesday, May 09, 2001
Hey ! Thanks to some inspired computer skills worthy of bill "the hacker" beefcake, I've managed to sort the e-mails situation out, I think. Well, suddenly a shit-load destined for Pepe's bar have appeared on my computer. I'll be wading through them soon, so expect to see them any week now.
(RIP Madge.)



Monday, May 07, 2001
now this log isn't working either. is everything just a piece of crap?



At last an update! Well there's a couple of things gone on....a few new links, and a few extra pieces of crap from Bill at Pepe's anyway. And yes, Alan I will put your Slade pics on sometime, I've just got to think of a reason why.
also OH NO! I haven't for some reason, been able to receive e-mail since about thursday. I'm trying to sort it, but all those important messages haven't reached me yet. Where they are I don't know, so if anyone does need me badly, leave a message on my guestbook (which is working) or phone me, or come round in person you social lepers. I haven't received anything from Pepe's bar either since thursday, as that works by e-mail, so you'll have to do without any updates on that till the problem gets fixed.
I'll be at Spanky's nan's most of this week, and she does have internet, but as she pays by the minute I may have to cut my porn surfing down to a reasonable level.

Oh, and its a big goodbye from all Villa fans to any Coventry fans out there. The shit are finally going down, and we sent them there.