Exclusive pictures of Fudgestonbury 2001 for those of you who didn't manage to get over the fences can be seen via the "PHOTOS" link on the home-page. There's plenty of you who managed to escape the camera's gaze though, leaving me to wonder if you were really there at all......and before anybody mentions it, yes I think I probably come off worst of all of you on the video camera footage. What can I say? I make excellent movies even whilst drunk beyond all human comprehension.
posted by paranoid android at 11:08 PM
Well the weekend is nearly over. For those of you who were there with me through the craziness I can only sympathise. told you it could be a mad one. Hopefully soon there should be some photo's from Fudgestonbury up soon, and maybe some stills from the "secret hidden camera" footage. You people out there know who you are should be ashamed. Also, any recollections of the night from people who's memory is less hazy can be sent here and I'll publish them to build up a picture of what REALLY happened. Go on, name and shame the guilty.
But I won't mention the guy who woke up next to Fudge's dad.
posted by paranoid android at 5:18 PM
there's now a bulletin board on my site, as every other site in the world seems to have one. So its yet another chance for people to leave abuse. Also there are a few new links for your surfing gratification.
Bill's actually getting a few votes (sympathy maybe?) from "hot" chicks on Picrave.com. Due to the Nazi nature of his camp superintendants, he can't get his usual does of internet porn so I don't think he's seen himself on there yet.
Vote Naryinder!
posted by paranoid android at 9:58 PM
Now that Bill is in the US of A, I thought I'd try and get him a date, so I've posted his profile to www.picrave.com, for "attractive young adults", full of preppy californian teenagers with their own psychiatrists. It doesn't seem to be working so far, but why not go check out his page via the ratings page and maybe join yourself and pull some american hotties (as they call them.)
posted by paranoid android at 5:40 PM
Who said the dot.commerce bubble has burst? Paranoidandroid Films is now offering you the unique chance to buy our EXCLUSIVE merchandise including PepeWear (TM) featuring the great Spanish barman himself. If anyone has any preferences for what they'd like to see on the merchandise (there's t-shirts, mugs and even mouse mats) then just drop us a line.
posted by paranoid android at 11:15 PM
Pepe is feeling rather upset at his lack of visitors recently, so he's taken the desperate measure of hiring new bar staff. She works for less than minimum wage, and gives useless head on her pints, but he's hoping a spot of female flesh might tempt you away from watching Big Brother and into his bar.
posted by paranoid android at 7:19 PM
Another new game on the Mystery Man page? Monsieur you're really spoiling us.
Off to celebrate Bill leaving for America soon. Bye bye Billy.
posted by paranoid android at 6:36 PM
For those of you who enjoy looking at such celebrity couples as Copperfield & Schiffer, Douglas & Zeta Jones and Evans & Piper, there is a brand new Nell McAndrew game on the mystery-man page for you to play. Scoff at my lack of updates will you Al?
I'm also looking for nominations for my all-new "Hollywood Golden Moments" page, in such categories as: sexiest scene, best Bill Murray scene, and sexiest scene starring Bill Murray.
posted by paranoid android at 7:57 PM
