The Mingman has reminded me that i haven't yet posted TOMDW for last weekend yet. Well, for all of you TOMDW fans, and I know there are atleast one......(figure may be out by one or two) Friday night was at Scruffy Murphies watching the Tiny Blue Children and some other bands, one of whom was some 50 yearold blokes called "StarChild", oh dear oh dear..... Then allegedly, me, Gaz Ben,& Rob and those delightful girls from work went to Snobs. If anyone has any recollections about that night, then keep them to yourselves as i feel that in my case, ignorance is murky bliss. Saturday was a bit of a rough day for anyone who'd been to Snobs. This included the Tiny Blue Kids themselves who put in a lacklustre display at the Finn & Firkin all dayer, in amongst the religous nu-metal bands and their 16 year old schoolgirl fans who seemed to fascinate the normally sober and socially responsible Nick. Then, it was time to run for the last bus to town and jump on the last train to Wolverhampton to watch the Mingman fronted "Landspeed" perform in their regular slot in a tent at the back of the City Bar. Their performance seemed to herald a period of gangsta turf warfare however, and an escape from Wolverhampton was somehow managed despite the backwards U-Turn like nature of their Taxi facilities. A very strange day turned to an even stranger night, made even stranger by the fact I was relatively sober compared to most of its protagonists. yes, you know who you are, and yes, you should be ashamed.
posted by paranoid android at 6:32 PM
Thursday, September 20, 2001
Thanks must go this time to the one they are already calling "Spazcat" , or usually just "Spaz", for supplying us with the BSC's report on the BES. Its here on this site in full, a full week before being released to the general public. Yeah, come to this site for breaking news and all the showbiz exclusive. Tune in next week for "My Cocaine Arse Hell" by Phillip Schofield. Anyway, if you'd like to see the report (which pretty much supports the Man-Mentalisms of Mr Morris), go to paranoidandroid version2, and select the picture of Luke Skywalker. (thats : www.paranoidandroid.f2s.com/brass.html) posted by paranoid android at 2:23 PM
Tuesday, September 18, 2001
You couldn't make it up.....
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_401574.html
Bomb Afghanistan with pork fat, says Thai MP
A Thai MP is being urged to resign, after suggesting America should attack Afghanistan with pork fat bombs, launched by cruise missiles.
He believes it would be humiliating because Muslims don't eat pork, but would spare the lives of innocent people.
Prime Minister, Thaksin Shinawatra, is said to be deeply concerned by the comments, and believes Tinawat Marukapitak should step down.
The Thai Rath paper, reports Mr Marukapitak sent an e-mail carrying the Thai Rak Thai Party logo to President George W Bush.
In it, he suggested America attack Afghanistan with pork fat bombs, or spray the country with pork fat, in a bid to prevent escalating destruction.
Imrom Maruleem, a Muslim senator, said: "Tinawat should know that Muslims do not find this funny, especially at this time."
Suranand Vejajiva, of the Thai Rak Thai Party, was quoted as saying: "His comments are inconsiderate and insensitive. The nation faces a very delicate situation and he should chose his words more carefully."
posted by paranoid android at 5:47 PM
Monday, September 17, 2001
Some people are complaining about the lack of updates to this site. To you i throw down the challenge of sending me something worth putting on this site (offensive stuff is fine Billy but make it a little funnier to pass through Pepe's hard censorship rules, although i have let some of it on. Pepe's bar seems to be working on and off, but if you'd like to post to it and you find he's on siesta (or shagging S-club rachel in the back passage - you know, the one behind his bar) then just send an e-mail marked "Pepe's Bar" as the ever resoursful Billy has been doing.)
As for TOMDW , friday was spent in wolverhampton, after watching the tiny blue boys play a couple of songs it then disintegrated into booze-bumblings at the big civic. Ta to Hannah's brother for allowing us use of his sofas. And saturday i dribbled my way through a Saturday Night Absolutely Wankered at the Academy. Flaming aftershocks all round to those who accompanied me on my adventures. posted by paranoid android at 6:31 PM
Tuesday, September 11, 2001
Well, as I'm still "in-between jobs" at the moment, TOMDW seem to be merging into one another, with the drinking continuing from one to the other. Moments of note however include the Mingman burning his vocal cords with flaming aftershock in another Saturday Night Absolutely Wankered at the Academy (TM) . The boyz are back from their American adventure (just in time by the look of things, though Bill denies any involvement in terrorist activities.) posted by paranoid android at 6:15 PM
Wednesday, September 05, 2001
I think Tooke's bored with America and is missing us all horribly. here is yet another "letter from America". (go on, sing it in a proclaimers style.)
Another day, another e-mail. Before i even start this I cant think what to write about, so it should be another quality one. Salt Lake is still very hot and dead. The theme for the last few days has involved places being closed, as its Labour Day weekend, and the buses stopping at 7 o'clock at night, which apparently is a normal thing! Even on a Saturday the roads are completely empty, there just isnt anyone around. It all feels like Jim's estate of the dead. Anyho, we see we're going to miss another England game tomorrow, so they better suck ass this time. We're off to play golf now! This place is starting to feel like a retirement village. Laterz Tuc
posted by paranoid android at 4:44 PM
Monday, September 03, 2001
And especially for those of you in America who may have missed it - Germany 1 England 5. Don't mention the score indeed. posted by paranoid android at 7:01 PM
Tooke's even more communicative by e-mail from america than he is in real life. Perhaps he is living the american dream. anyway, here's another "Letter From America."
I apologise for the frequency of these e-mails, and hence them rather lacking in content, but Bill keeps insisting that we hang out at the computer room, and sadly I cant think of anyone who will spread our adventures so effectively. We went to the adventure park today and it was open and it kicked ass. Als just told us we got to go, so this sucks more than normal. So, bye hope everyones looking forward to seeing us in less than a week, and Bill wants to know if you want a spoon to eat out his ass. Its been a great week! Laterz Tuc posted by paranoid android at 6:36 PM
Saturday, September 01, 2001
The pictures are now up from Reading 2001 on the "Photos" page strangely enough. Oh and the news from Pepe is that his bar is up and running again after an extended siesta. And here is Simon's "Letter From America" from Salt Lake City (no, not his bed-sheets, the town in America.)........ --howdy limeys
salt lake city is fantastic, much better than new york cause there are actually americans here. the women are amazing and there isnt one i would not do. bill still hasnt shaved and tooke ... well he is still alive which is something. today we tried to go to a water amusement park, but in true national lampoons vacation stylee, and after an hour bus ride, we arrived there and it was shut. i tried to find John Candy to let us in, but appartently he is dead. Dont see American Pie 2 till i get back cause Mr Pearce (Eugene Levy) is fantastic and i'm sure at some point in the film, Tooke smiled. laters my little brittish chums simon
