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Wednesday, June 26, 2002
all the news thats fit to print.....
Not a lot really, but as i'm still unemployed i feel a weblog entry every day or two is not really pushing myself too hard. Unfortunately South Korea were knocked out today by Germany, hopefully the Turks will beat them in the final. Whilst most of the country is blissfully apathetic (like the americans to their pitch-urinating soccer stars), a small section (my sister and i'm sure all of you if you care to admit it) are gripped by the antics of the primates in the big brother house.  Only last friday, sullen, uncommunicative and downright stink-rife Spencer was kicked out after a clash of the titans with male model Alex. Makes you wonder though, when a guy can be lauded with placards and screaming fans for basically sitting around on his arse and not leaving the house for 3 weeks...... In other monkey related news, Birmingham is planning to annexe Gibraltar, and apparently the Spychimp has some kind of drink related skin condition, though no pictures thank goodness of this, and the outbreak is still unconfirmed. And if only I'd have known earlier i could have gone to the prom, for Buffy fans in the UK, which appropriately enough is being held in the Hell Mouth, otherwise known as Castle Vale..... On a personal note, I saw Spiderman yesterday, the movie that is, not the person and it was kinda cool. Well, its getting late so i'm off to practice flinging some sticky mucus-like substance around my room and hope my folks don't hear me. Monday, June 24, 2002
Well, for all you Dragonball Z fans out there, I found a site which should go some way to sating your depraved cravings, try this for all yourhentai needs. I've never seen said show before, but I also found some rather disturbing material on shows that I am familiar with, such as Pokemon, of which this picture of Team Rocket's Jesse was particularly amusing.
 Most of the other stuff I found was not so wholesome, and is it just me, but do naked pictures for example, of Disney's The Little Mermaid seem so much more wrong than "real" porn - anal fisting and the like, I can handle, but the cartoons look as if they're being "forced" into it somehow...... Anyway....thats enough of that. You can download a new Kevin Smith film called the flying car , featuring Dante and Randall from Clerks. Also, my travels have taken me to quite a few fan listing sites, so I thought I might join a few, get some nice little buttons for this page and generally start spreading the love. Saturday, June 22, 2002
 Well, it had seemed like a good idea to stay up all of Thursday night drinking and approach the England v. Brazil game in a heightened state of nerves brought about by too much Tesco "Kick" mixed with vodka, as I'm sure it seemed like a good idea for the England team to sit back on a 2-1 deficit against ten men. Well, atleast we got further than we'd all expected, it would just have been nice to go out fighting, show a bit of spirit, like those plucky little Korean chappies who this morning knocked out Spain on penalties. I'll definitly be wearing my Korean supporters hat when they take on those Germans. Oh, and those of you looking for the old stuff (links, mingman sings etc.) its all there on the left <<<<<<. Thursday, June 20, 2002
Dang, another football-free day?? What am i going to do? Guess I'll just have to find out which Strokes member i'm most like......
 Take the Which Stroke are you? Quiz  Which "Saved By The Bell" Character Are You? Now its all going up its own arse...... ![[If I were an online test, I would be The Horrible Affliction Test]](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/paulspeller/onlinetest/aff.gif "Click to find out which test you are") I'm The Horrible Affliction Test! I'm quite happy to show ads, I like obtuse metaphors and, most importantly, I'm not afraid to make people go "Ewww!" and vomit up their Pop Tarts from time to time. and if i take that test i discover -  Take the Affliction Test Today! Look out for the very special "Which Paranoid Android Message Board Member Am I?" test coming soon.... Wednesday, June 19, 2002
Well there's no football on today. So what the fudge am i gonna do with my time? Well, I'll be off to the pub in the not too distant future, but until then i thought i might do some more personality tests to pass the long cold, sober minutes. Ok, Ok, so "which Buffy character am I" is fairly net-geek-chic but there's much much worse out there than that - at the mo' I seem to be getting a couple of hits a day from people looking for "Android 18 nude pics" (gonna get a few more from writing that), apparently Android 18 is a character from dragonball z . Hmmm......all i can say is that if anyone out there does have any of these porno-toon pics, keep 'em to yourself. No, on second thoughts send 'em to me, i'll post 'em and we won't have lots of dissapointed 12 year old boys and 35 year old comic book shop owners banging away at their keyboards in frustration. And by the way,if you have any porn of Wilma from the Flintstones, then I'd love to see that......(ahem)
   Slut Izzard: You'll crawl into any duvet any time of the day. You get to shag everyone, and wear all their clothes. You're concerned with appearances, whether anyone will shag you, or whether you'll shag anyone else. Rejoice!! For you are a fashion queen.  Which Trainspotting Character Are You?  Take the Hey Hey, Which Monkee Are You? Quiz. thats enough i think for today...... Tuesday, June 18, 2002
Oh time for some more stupid ass personality tests, as i know you all loved that Pixies song one:
  what sexual performer are you?
If I was an Autobot, I'd be:  Take the Transformers personality test at android5.com! Oh and on a world cup theme- You are Diego Simeone You may be a good footballer but who cares - you're a low life. Forget about playing in the spirit of the game - you're happy to use the cheapest tricks around to get what you want. Hope your calf's fully recovered.
Well England are safely through, strolling past a very generous Denmark, to set up a tie against the bikini-clad Brazilians. The Irish were very unlucky to lose in a penalty shoot out, and elsewhere the daft results continue, USA beat Mexico, and about 10 minutes ago South Korea went through with a golden goal against Italy, with Ahn Jung-Hwan who'd earlier missed a penalty, heading the winner with only a few minutes left.
  Went to see Counting Crows yesterday at the Bristol Academy, with my bro' and his mate. Was interested to see if this Academy was quite in the same league of wrongness as our own beloved wrong-home Birmingham based dive, but whilst the venue is more compact and smelly, the concert was a very civilised affair so no real chance to witness drink induced debauchery. As for the 'Crows themselves, Adam Duritz seems to have turned from heroin-addled angst-poet into portly stand-up, with pies and comfortable slacks his only vices now. But its all about the songs man, and he still has 'em. Friday, June 14, 2002
Well, this is a pretty Wacky World Cup hey? For those of you who aren't following the World Cup, ist kind of like the World Series but countries from around the World compete in it. England have survived somehow the group of Death, which is a suprise in itself, but the group stages have now seen the demise of France, Agrentina, and now Portugal. I'd just like to say -
Har Har  Both hosts are through aswell, Japan and South Korea, so well done to them too, lets see if England have it in them to beat Denmark tomorrow.....  "Losers Go Home" Tuesday, June 11, 2002
Welcome to your one stop spot for World Cup News, whre i can reliably inform you that the score today was Ireland 3, Saudi Arabia 0 , meaning those cheeky leprechaun types get through to the next round, hurrah!, although unfortunately those pesky Germans also qualified. Just in case any of the visitors to this site don't come from five minutes round the corner to my house, but instead from the four corners of the globe, please stick your pole into Mother Earth by using the link on the left, and i just hope i haven't just xenophobically stereotyped your country in a World Cup update.
Monday, June 10, 2002
 Just thought i'd mention, for anyone that missed it, England 1, Argentina 0 Best England performance for quite some time, looks like we get to keep the Falklands for another four years.  oh and then i did this test today -  Thursday, June 06, 2002
You can tell i'm unemployed, an entry on here two days running.....been trawling the interweb for dolphins amongst the tuna and just ended up with mostly crabs, but i'm trying to get the hang of this self-obsessed weblog thing. How about this ?
Wednesday, June 05, 2002
 Well, The Fifa World Cup 2002 has kicked off, i'm unemployed - life is looking better. Hope you all enjoyed your Jubilee weekend. Birmingham City centre was for once an almost interesting place to be on Sunday, with England vs Sweden, the Jubilee celebrations, and Gay Pride. Loads of skinhead blokes everywhere for all three slightly different occasions. Well England were pretty crap, but full marks to Ozzy for nearly burning down Buckingham Palace before the Jubilee concert. And I know its hyped to fuck but watch his show, kind of like the Simpsons on heroin. Talking of lazy drugs metaphors -  You are the ravest of dance parties, a must for the all night rave! Exciting company you make people feel sexy, sensuality and generally ecstatic. You make people feel close, at one with each other but can also make people feel nauseaous and anxious.If you spend alot of time with someone they tend to be hallucinating, they cant see clearly and feel like they are getting carried away with you. When you spend way too much time with people you fuck up their brain, heart and liver. However, after spending a wopping wonderful night with you, the next day people get deppressed thinking of you and how much they miss you. They get love sick and dont want to eat, they cant sleep, they feel sore in their muscels and cant concentrate for very long as they dream of when they will spend an exhilarating time with you again on the dance floor at the very next rave party. Fortunately for people, the more they see of you the more they realise how bad you are and eventually they dont see much of you anymore. Find out which drug you are here. And i've decided to add a new guestbook . Its the third one i've had, but as the last one was hosted on beefcake's f2s server which ceased to be months ago, i thought that just in case some random surfer ended up here like a stranger in a foreign land, viewing cattle in the marketplace and angels in the architecture they could leave their mark. Everyone go write in it now! |
