Monday, September 15, 2003
No posts for ages, can only mean one thing - i had temporary amnesia and forgot that I even had a blog. And then, some freak accident involving a mind-rubber reversing serum pumped into my kidneys like a dose of the truth and suddenly it all came back to me......I rushed back to my PC to see if my blog had withered and died from neglect, and sure enough it nearly had, but hopefully this pitiful entry will kick-start its stuttering cyber-heart into some form of life. I know I should nourish and feed it from my breast of consciousness, but sometimes there are just too many mouths to feed, and the greedy hydra that is my message board sucks my brain sperm from me like a starving hooker.

Anyway, someone has actually started up her own weblog - the Dirty Church has spewed forth her frothy brand of filth onto the interweb like every catholic-girl-gone-bad fantasy you ever had. Whether its the thought of "throat of an angel" Charlotte Church in naked pictures or the imagery conjured up by a badly maintained chapel that floats your goat, tread carefully, and don't, whatever you do mention the m word .

Oh, and with some poking in that direction, I joined
Friendster today, not too sure what thats all about but if you wish for the sake of the crushing loneliness of your life, or even just through good-natured compassion or lust, to become my friend on that, then just join up and search for paranoiandroidfilms@yahoo.co.uk .