meat market

the internet community, with its pasty faces, bulging eyes and fat wives lying sprawled across 70's furniture, are an unnatractive lot on the whole. Hence why everyone spends most of their time looking at porn. However, there are plenty of sites dedicated to rating the "attractiveness" of people. In the interests of science , paranoidandroid films rates some of its stars:

This is my 'bro, Paul. Go rate him.

You can blame Spanky for the choice of pictures. I was happy to put the pictures of you all looking stupid, in women's clothes and such-like, but Spanky said I had to use "nice" photos of you all. I explained that it was all the more humiliating that way, but hey, when does she ever listen?

is Bill a hot young teen?

Is Bill a geek?

Is Bill a Red Neck?

Is Bill a Goth?

Happy go lucky Tuckles at HotorNot

Or rate him at Bangable.com. Ha!

vote for the gorgeous gaz

how about the jaunty jinjer jon

how thick would the beers goggles have to be for the ginger ninja?

pick rob from any catalogue you like

simon cannot fail to score

fudge tunnels his way into your affections

and fudge is also on this site somewhere

me pointing at a big girl

Its like a meat market in here. Back to home page.